Caprica Copy

This is the copy I have done so far for Caprica

Manual (A Human's Guide to Cylons)

Introduction page

Headline: 

"Welcome to that future you were warned about."

Body: 

Greystone Industries is pleased to unveil the Model U87 Cylon, the only robot available in stores that can do the dishes and demobilize unwelcome trespassers in the same second.

Precautions

Headline: 

"Remember, the Cylon is like a Nano, but it can kill you."

Body:

Originally assembled to replace human soldiers in combat, these machines are a lethal brand of appliance and not a toy.  In order to maintain a glitch free partnership humans must remember some simple guidelines when commencing interaction with Cylons.

That's what I have so far on the manual

This next bit is for ATMs and fast food self service machines

ATM:

Screen 1: Human: Activate tender retrieval by applying pressure here

Screen 2: I could hack it myself but, please, enter your "secret" PIN 

Screen 3:

Screen 4: No amount of cash could buy you this body of steel

Fast Food

Screen 1: Human: Activate ordering process by applying pressure here

Screen 2: How may I nourish your feeble human body?

Screen 3: Beverage is essential to all carbon life forms

Screen 4: Please insert cash where an umbilicus should be

Screen 5: Enjoy your sustenance